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Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships.
So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated. (via bewwbs)

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August 3rd, 2014 // 523,097 notes

emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess

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August 3rd, 2014 // 149,106 notes

politicallyincorrectwalrus:

i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
who knows.

(via sleepless--dreamer)

August 3rd, 2014 // 205,294 notes